temptingsuggestion:

me @ myself: what the fuck happened to you

(via rhydonmyhardon)

foxy-mulder:

peterssquill:

peterssquill:

“tom holland’s peter parker is a nerd”…. I have to laugh. I HAVE to laugh. tobey maguire’s peter parker did not wear the highest prescription glasses, run after the school bus while all the kids and the bus driver laughed at him, wave at people that weren’t waving at him, blurt out random science facts when no one was listening, work for the school newspaper and carry a clunky camera around all while wearing dad!polos over white tee shirts to be disrespected like that

nerd:

geek chic

millennials vs gen z if we’re being totally real

(via avendesora-sedai)

seer-of-mind:

jncos:

jncos:

[Kickstarter] I need a million dollars to forge the ultimate sword

Backer rewards

• $20 I’ll send you a signed A4 sheet of paper sliced in half by the ultimate sword
  
  
• $50 I’ll slice up whatever documents you want with the ultimate sword
  
  
• $100 I’ll slice whatever object you want in half with a single clean cut. this thing can cut through solid steel like it’s butter.
  
  
• $200 I will spend half an hour slicing up whatever you want like I’m Raiden in Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
  
  
• $500 You get The Ultimate Steak Knives, which I developed as a prototype
  
  
• $1000 LIMITED OFFER! I will kill one of your enemies. No questions asked. [0/20 remaining]
  
  
• $5000 Ultimate Bushido Tier. I will kill you.

(via rhydonmyhardon)

succubarbie:

lets all be proudly homoerotic and tacky this summer

(via felsicgay-deactivated20200528)

hexglyphs:

hexglyphs:

hexglyphs:

due to personal reasons i will be letting moss grow on me

due to circumstances that i will not elaborate on i shall be getting lost in the moss

for purposes that don’t concern you i intend to decompose

(via notyourmothersspellbook)

swarnpert:

swarnpert:

wine tasting but instead with hard liquors

do i detect a hint of sharpie marker

(via judgejudyofficial)

90svirgin:

Taking a sip of alcohol before your 21 like

(via fuckyahumor)

champagnepadre:

me: I’m YELLIN
me really:

(via thebootydiaries)

multi-level-shipper:

cursssedimages:

This is the most threatened I’ve felt in a while

(via rhydonmyhardon)

sinkorfloatorswim:

brothamanblack77:

WHO TOLD

(via rhydonmyhardon)